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I certainly can't feel more abused then what the spandex-phobic Sheila has posted so don't think you'll offend me. Anyway, if you skate in Chicago you've most likely come under the prying lens of my camera, or worse, subject to one of my "humorous" photo captions and I rarely show any mercy.

As the headline states; Here's your chance to have your say. Please note, I have full editing privileges -- it is my site after all. I'm not looking for photo editing, Sheila has that one covered. She obviously knows me very well; all the way out in San Diego.

OK, get to it, this page is all yours. Sort of.


Photo Captions: Sheila "50 miles of bad road" Tracy seen here doing what she does when she's not ripping my spandex.

 

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If only I'd remembered my Viagra! Richard
"Girls just wanna have fun..." and I'm so glad they do ! Skate Dragon
thought bubble above girls heads: "I wonder if he's as cute from the front?" Philip
"If they weren't jail bait I would be the luckiest man!" lb
Skating's cool, know what I mean, Vern? Kim Hansen
Bob's Beauties Crystal Chadwick
But why are they always BEHIND me? MF
Don't LOOK at his skater thighs, , what about us?? Das Brickhaus
"hey courtney, look like we're not dying i think he's gonna snap a pic of us," J'Ilegal. "Is my hair ok?" Shove. J'Illegal
Little do you know, Legal and I were planning to de-pants this guy. Shove
"We're trying to ignore the seperating seam in the spandex..come on girls..act like you don't see it!" a skater
I'm up to my eyeballs in debt,somebody please help me. Hugh Jarse
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Those refried beans were great... Richard
"Havin' my baby, what a lovely way of saying...." what the hell is it saying?!?!? Skate Dragon
"and exactly HOW did you say it got stuck up there in the first place?" Philip
Boy, have I got gas... Jan Kopis
"From my point of view, this guy needs more than new boots..." MF
Yes, that's AGONY on my face... Glenn
Yes, Glenn that's the spot!!! sooz
Judge Ito finally bottoms out. Hugh Jarse

 

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Yeah, I have that effect on people. Skate Dragon
Bob ruining another perfectly good shot of Dan Philip
Do you see any stray hairs up there? Crystal Chadwick
OK - who forgot their deodorant before this skate? MF
After / Before Can I enter more than once? (Philip)
Chin up Tunji
Soupy Sales and Crazy Guggenhiemer Jr. Hugh Jarse

 

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"Yes, I love Lucy and Lucy loves me !" Skate Dragon
aay ay ay oy Philip
(to his barber) "...and HERE's what I want my hair to look like." New Chris
A little help here please! Crystal Chadwick
Uh - Lucy? You got some 'splainin' to do about this Bob guy..." MF
Desperate Circus Wives Hugh Jarse

 

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Ol' Six Eyes Jamie
That operation was so worth the price. Now I get to wear twice the glasses !! Skate Dragon
Now if I could only find my glasses... Philip
My future's so bright.... Kim
Ad for Lasik Crystal Chadwick
"I can see clearly now - the rain has gone..." MF
Double visions??? wendy
IF my arm were only longer, you could what I ..... Susan
Correction--IF only my arms were longer, you could SEE what I'm doing with.... Susan
I think Susan's going to win this one. bobarazzi
Joe Isuzu Hugh Jarse

 

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"I get by with a little help from my friends...." Skate Dragon
Quick: can you spot Bobarazzi out of the crowd? Philip
Earthling infiltration successful! Crystal Chadwick
Who took Bob and left the pod person behind? MF
It was this thick when I was 25 Bad Girl
Bob will now attempt to reset the world record in bugger fliping. Hugh Jarse

 

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